Discussion in 'Molineux Mix' started by ShifnalWolf, Aug 20, 2018.
Just need to beat Chelsea to climb above the Baggies line
Where's me fix?
Come on @ShifnalWolf we're all getting withdrawal symptoms
I hope he hasn't gone on holiday without permission again.
Lovely thread for the mathematically and analytically minded...
We would all love to be able to secure seventh and predict our points based on regression analysis.
However for those not technically minded have no fear...any team that can lose home and away to Huddersfield but take four points from Chelsea cannot be predicted.....que sera sera..
Will we beat watford? Who knows?
Shinalwolf are you ok ?
Worried about you?
We all need our fix !!
Can you train up a junior for your holidays ?
Have we got any spies on Skye or Lewis? Isn’t that where he was found last time??
I think he has gone on strike because we havent got a song for @ShifnalWolf yet.
He's good at computers
He posts when he wants
He posts when he waaants....
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Where the hell is Shiffers?
Lovely graphy Shiffers
Colourful graphy Shiffers.
Get yourself a spreadsheet
Draw some fancy lines now.
Brown one for Albion
Gold for Wolverhampton
I could go on, but I’m sure you are already with me!!!
I want a graph and i want one now.
Not 1, not 2 but 3 lines on it
A gold line for wolves
And a brown for the ****
Sorry just recalled the old Trio ad
Shifnal Shifnal show us your graph,
Shifnal, show us your graph
Shiffers is a stat man,
He wears a-pair of green specs
He sup-ports Wolverhampton,
And good with graph-projects.
He draws us with his gold pen,
He draws the them with his brown,
And when he goes on holiday, he leaves us all with a frown.
Makes graphs on his own...
He’s left us alone...
He’ll always be....
On his work PC....
Those were the graphs my friend,
We thought they'd never end,
We'd peak and trough for ever and a gameday,
We'd see the histograms,
We'd see the PPG,
For were the Wolves, oh yes we like line charts.
Are you playing golf again Shiffers?
You’re getting sacked in the morning
Sacked in the morning
No sign of him here....
Shifnal wolf, shifnal wolf where’s your graphs gone?
Shifnal wolf, Shifnal wolf I say
Shifnal wolf, Shifnal wolf where’s your graphs gone?
We’ve been looking every day!
I was born... under a Shifnal graph
Do you know what google docs is?
They're **** just like West Brom
But Shifnal's got Microsoft excel
And that's where his come from
You can stick your annual holiday up your ****...
58-60 would be unbelievable.
He's on holiday so wouldn't expect anything for the next week or so
Most people have to book time off in advance with permission.
And need to arrange cover.
Own up, who signed it??!!
Who needs Dave Gorman when we've got ShifnalWolf
We love you Shiffers, we do,
you need a backup, you do,
We love you Shiffers, we do
Oh Shiffers where are you?
Shiffers had a dream, to build a graph of our team,
with a degree in Excel and a Stato anorak.
With records to break, seventh position at stake,
He's from Wolverhampton, and graphs he does make.
They said that he's a maths geek,
He's really f*****g class
His name is shifnal wolf
He loves a f*****g stat.
His graphs are f*****g magic,
His ppg are too.
When he goes on holiday
All the mixers boooo
Allez allez allez
Come back Shiffers, we still love you
Shifnal still on his hols or still celebrating Wolves beating the red devils?
That looks more like a graph of the annual Derby County April / May slump
Or the West Brom dive into the championship!
Guys & Girls - Please accept my most humblest of apologies! Not only was i on holiday (Skiing - no leg breaks to report) - i started my new job this Monday so i had to put in 2.5 days of effort before i started doing graphs again
GW 30 - 1 point - 44 in total
PPG - 1.47
Extrapolated points total - 56
Expected finish - 8th - we are trailing the average PPG needed to finish 7th over last 10 years (of 1.55) - as you can see from the below.
Averaging over 1 PPG vs the Top 6 across 9 games - amazing!
2.0 PPG so far in March
On course to beat Baggies and City as it stands...
Race for 7th - good point for us but saw other teams get closer.... (although us and Watford have a game in hand)
Please forgive me for the lateness.....
Welcome back and long live Shiffers!
We love you shif'... I still owe you a pint
Thank you shiffers.
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